"my im luv crankbis"

- ihos tart

"Cranking my server keeps me in shape!"

- beanmean

"Deals?"

- rich dude

"very gud chaap storage vps for only 29 dolar riccuring price!"

- crunchbitch, downstream kustomer

"Double The Love, Always"

- Purple Daddy

"No Snooping, Guaranteed!"

- Involcurated User

"CrankBis is NOT Crunchbits. Even my own mother can't get this right."

- yerec from crunchbits, HATER

"Wazzup Beijing? CHYYNNAA NUMBA ONE 中國第一 CN2 oil pipe and airport available!"

- MJJ